“I don’t spend any time on twitter” says man who spent enough time on twitter that he felt the need to delete it for sake of his mental health.
"When I used to say 'Let's turn the middle east to glass' at my hometown bar everyone laughed. Now when I say it on twitter people get mad at me."
You mean the renown therapist effectively chosen and paid for by AIPAC?
The good doctor records the sessions and gives AIPAC copies which it also sends on to the mothership. It never occurs to Fetterman - the "independent thinker" and idiotic dipshit shitposter that he is - that this could happen. At this point AIPAC (and Israel too of course) have enough blackmail information to ruin his life, end his marriage, and get him expelled from congress. Israel is waiting for the right time to tell the overgrown doofus that they own him.
Make another Bob Menendez joke, Senator.
"I'm a smoll bean please don't yell at me but Israel needs to nuke Palestine and soy milk is for homos."
If anyone should be required to be on Twitter it’s politicians. Nah man, you have to read every unhinged reply you get.
Special politician mode that acts like the shutter sound in asian countries. Mandatory by law, cannot be disabled, sends a full volume notification for every twitter reply.
Writing a script to tweet "communism will win" every two seconds and tagging every US politician I can find.
John Fetterman checks himself into a hospital for depression but its accidentally a Palestinian hospital! In theaters this fall
I hate myself so I sorted through controversial. Some people justly dunking on him, but every single reply to them makes me want to scream and tear my hair out
1 term senator. way to sell your fucking soul and still get primaried by the democrats and AIPAC
Why would they primary him? He's been a good little boy for the party.
