It’s bad enough they gotta stink up the break room, now they’re going around making content about eating sardines and how healthy they think it is (it’s not)

Why is this a thing now? Go eat some beans nerds

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Tunacels malding over sardinechads having their time in the limelight

  • AlpineSteakHouse [any]
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    11 months ago

    eating sardines and how healthy they think it is (it’s not)

    They are objectively nutritious and healthy. Plus they taste good if you're willing to get over yourself. You're telling on yourself with this post.

      • AlpineSteakHouse [any]
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        11 months ago

        mfs eat canned beans with 24g of sugar per serving to talk about how much they like the taste of beans

      • dannoffs [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        It's not even close. No one has ever tried to convince me to try some beans because the swear they're "not that bean-y"

        • AlpineSteakHouse [any]
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          11 months ago

          What do you know, another mayo refusing to eat something because it has a strong flavor.

          Have you ever tried non-seasoned beans? May as well be a literal cracker with how tasteless they are.

          • dannoffs [he/him]
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            11 months ago

            I love strong flavors, but I'd rather have no flavor than a strong bad flavor.

        • WithoutFurtherBelay
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          11 months ago

          beans are very bean-y and that’s why they’re great

          they’re like savory gushers, eat that shit now

    • crispy_lol [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 months ago

      It’s salted meat in a can. “Objectively nutritious” aite

  • GinAndJuche
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    11 months ago

    Maximizing my break room popularity by assembling a sardine curry before nuking it into oblivion.

      • GinAndJuche
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        11 months ago

        Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Canned Lutefisk $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

    • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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      11 months ago

      Obviously thats the way to do it, like open and drain it if you're gonna bring it somewhere afterwards.

      I struggle to not make a mess taking mackerel out of the can at home, couldnt imagine eating it straight out of the can at work.

  • fox [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    Oh, we're vagueposting about the fruit struggle session now?

  • Tayphix [any]
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    11 months ago

    I don't know if it was just the can I had but I tried to eat sardines for the first time the other week and I have not felt that disgusted at food in a long time.

    Also you have me with beans.
    spongebob-i-fucking-love I love beans. Baked beans in particular. I could eat a whole can of just beans. I love beans.
    Lately, I've been enjoying beans and rice. bean

    • theposterformerlyknownasgood
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      11 months ago

      Sardines aren't even in the top 10 of disgusting canned fish, and only gets there if we disqualify all Scandinavian candidates.

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      marinate some giant white beans in tomato puree, olive oil and whatever fitting spices & herbs you desire for a day and go to flavortown

  • Nationalgoatism [any]
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    11 months ago

    I've never seen posts about canned sardines, but honestly canned fish is quite good. Sardines are pretty good but mackerel and Herring are even better if you can find them.

      • bubbalu [they/them]
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        11 months ago

        You're being too sacred with sweet flavor and the fruit-savory-segregation. Start putting jams everything gets better. Girled chese? jam. Soup? jam. It's like how bullion is the salt with flavor.. Jam is the sweet with flavor. A little sweet with bite? Wow! A little sweet with bite and a nice tasty fish? WOW!

      • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        Dunno, the fish somehow makes it work. If I hadn't tried it I wouldn't believe it either

        • 7bicycles [he/him]
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          11 months ago

          In a functioning society trying out that combination would award you a service medal for advancing society

          • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]
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            11 months ago

            The fervor of my comrades guided my hands as it headed towards my palate

            (swear to fucking god it rules, if you're a fish eater try it with a charcuterie setup, helps it not feel as weird)