Eggvy
Definition
Eggvy is a complex emotional reaction, characterized by it's unique blend of intense envy, helpless frustration, and Deicidal rage. Eggvy is most commonly experienced by those who have repeatedly cracked and repaired their shell. If you experience Eggvy you are definitely Cis.
Example in use
"I saw someone today and felt such intense Eggvy that for a brief moment I considered the logistics of scooping out their brain and replacing it with my own." - The least unhinged Egg
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