• Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      M
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      3 years ago

      make my balls as barren as possible Mr Ronald McDonald sir

      MR.MCDONALD! I want my balls to be as plasticy and hollow as the balls in your bouncy ball play pit!

      • crime [she/her, any]
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        3 years ago

        Well, pee is already stored in them, so they're on their way there

      • LilComrade [comrade/them]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        and the sun causes cancer :shrug-outta-hecks: feed me my cancer slop please giant mega-corp

    • star_wraith [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      The thing is even if you don't want kids, fertility is a marker for a lot of other health issues.

    • pooh [she/her]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      You should get one of those scrotal hot tubs

      EDIT: Found it https://testicuzzi.com/