Alaskaball [comrade/them]M to news • 3 years agoToxic chemicals linked to infertility found in Big Macs and Taco Bell burritosexternal-linkmessage-square125 fedilinkarrow-up1120file-text
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minus-squareClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]hexbear40·3 years agoFertility is the last thing I want, make my balls as barren as possible Mr Ronald McDonald sir link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMhexbear24·3 years ago make my balls as barren as possible Mr Ronald McDonald sir MR.MCDONALD! I want my balls to be as plasticy and hollow as the balls in your bouncy ball play pit! link
minus-squarecrime [she/her, any]hexbear4·3 years agoWell, pee is already stored in them, so they're on their way there link
minus-squareTheLepidopterists [he/him]hexbear14·3 years agoIt also causes heart disease :squidward-nervous: link
minus-squareLilComrade [comrade/them]hexbear11·edit-23 years agoand the sun causes cancer :shrug-outta-hecks: feed me my cancer slop please giant mega-corp link
minus-squarestar_wraith [he/him]hexbear11·3 years agoThe thing is even if you don't want kids, fertility is a marker for a lot of other health issues. link
minus-squareClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]hexbear5·3 years agoyeah I know I was just making a joke, to be clear this sucks link
minus-squarepooh [she/her, any]hexbear1·edit-23 years agoYou should get one of those scrotal hot tubs EDIT: Found it https://testicuzzi.com/ link
Fertility is the last thing I want, make my balls as barren as possible Mr Ronald McDonald sir
MR.MCDONALD! I want my balls to be as plasticy and hollow as the balls in your bouncy ball play pit!
Well, pee is already stored in them, so they're on their way there
It also causes heart disease :squidward-nervous:
and the sun causes cancer :shrug-outta-hecks: feed me my cancer slop please giant mega-corp
The thing is even if you don't want kids, fertility is a marker for a lot of other health issues.
yeah I know I was just making a joke, to be clear this sucks
You should get one of those scrotal hot tubs
EDIT: Found it https://testicuzzi.com/