I am, and may Marx forgive me for even uttering this word, En*lish, which sucks most of the time, but one thing I'll forever be thankful for is the fact that unless you live in 1%ville absolutely no one gives a shit how your lawn looks
Lawns are absolutely the fucking worst, can't wait until we all replace them with food gardens
Good for you for getting in the fruit trees. Nothing better than going to your backyard and getting some fresh fruit.
Sounds to me like you don't have enough equipment parked in your front yard
Mmmm, so you need to get an airstream to ward off these freaks. Or be more passively intimidating, it sounds like the want to lord over someone they think they can control.
do you ever ask if they need help when they are being weirdos that stare at lawns as though they can mow them via telekinesis?
American Calvinists are a fuck. Who the fuck uses "work ethic" as a compliment?
Grass you have to maintain with water is Haram.
If God wished for it to be their, it would be their.
One of my favourite poems, even tho I'm far from a christian and close to an anarchist haha. I particularly love the first stanza, specifically the first few lines.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.Here in Aus we don't mind the grass drying usually (because that's a condition called "6 months of the year") but a good lawn is appreciated in a "Geez I like ya grass" kinda way.)
That said, one of my (admittedly quite well off) acquaintances had an American couple nearby their house make a bunch of snide comments about lawns, and hired a landscaper to turn their front yard into a romantic era-style wild garden with native plants just to be petty.
