Biden dying under anesthesia during a colonscopy and Harris the Unelected becoming king of America is the funniest thing I can imagine.
I hope the anesthesiologist plays Minecraft
also the fact that we will have our first woman president because biden needs his bussy checked is really something else
"I can't come in to work today, the Queen and the President both died" "Oh, I didn't know, that's so sad. Be sure to come in tomorrow" "Yeah, sure, whatever" goes back to partying
The incidence of death subsequent to a perforation within 14 days of a procedure was 51.9 per 1000 colonoscopic perforations and 64.5 per 1000 sigmoidoscopic perforations.
those are not bad odds
subsequent to a perforation
So that's only if it goes wrong and they puncture his colon?
That sounds like 0.5% if there's a perforation, not 0.5% of colonoscopies
Finally, immediate executive order against being horny
spoiler
Sorry for cancer link, couldn't find it anywhere else
this is good, but i love the version that has bernie going third saying "we must come together"
America's warlord era is gonna be fucking rad, really looking forward to our century of humiliation kicking into high gear
I want this to happen so badly. Please just knock one domino over already for Christ sake
the lathe won't come if it knows we want it to, we gotta act disinterested
He and the queen and gonna Freaky Friday into each other's bodies
:biden-troll: Hope you find something good up there Jack, heh heh
CNN is on the scene talking about Kamala breaking barriers...
The nation's first female, first Black and first South Asian vice president broke yet another barrier when she temporarily stepped into the acting role. Harris worked from her office in the West Wing while Biden was under anesthesia, according to Psaki.
Seriously - 99.9% of Americans do not give a shit unless something happens to Biden.
My god, she's gonna use an executive order to establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities
