Yeah, one for your enemy and one for the coward-ass liberal who told you to dig two graves. Fuck you, it's literally a skill issue. Hmmm should I get better at revenge or dig a whole extra grave for no fucking reasonthonk

  • goose [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    The graves aren't for you or your target, obviously, as you're digging them at the outset of your journey. It's more of a "paying it forward" situation for people whose revenge journeys end at your current location

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      6 months ago

      I always thought it was more of a pre-workout warmup routine, you know? Get the blood circulation going by digging a few coffin-sized holes in the ground, now you're pumped and ready for your weekend revengeancing

    • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      Typical lib with an individualist solution to a social problem. Under communism the graves will be dug by the state and you can just dump your enemies in as needed

      As Marx said, "To each a grave according to how good they are at revenge"

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        6 months ago

        No that's Socialism, under Communism we will run out of revenge to do and we will have "the withering away of the graves"

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    6 months ago

    i always hated this kind of generic "advice". like oh dIg TwO gRaVeS? what if i need to kill more than two people dickhead??

    • BountifulEggnog [they/them]
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      6 months ago

      Just dig bigger graves if you find yourself running out of space. Eventually you'll get the hang of it and you can just dig one big grave. The whole "two graves" advice is meant for people who underestimate the amount of prep work needed.

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    The second grave is for me to have a comfy lay down after owning some dweeb. It's got a little mattress and a blanket and everything.

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    The first grave is supposed to be a decoy to throw the fuzz off your scent.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    if you venge right the first time, you don't have to re-venge

  • TraumaDumpling
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    6 months ago

    yea, like i'm going to just dig my own grave instead of making my enemy dig it on the chance that i fail, lmfao

    i wouldn't even dig my enemy's grave, let them putrefy in their own homes

  • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    yea this life advice is crap

    i'm not gonna waste precious resources like bone and flesh just so i can unearth them later. i will literally jsut hire a sorceress to help me build a walk-in to dry age the flesh. i'm not putting bones in the ground so Timothious the adventurer can pretend to be a knight with my bone roc's pygostyle vertebrae.

    i'm a fuckin necromancer i aint diggin shit i'll be back later, mortals

  • bubbalu [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    I dig two graves so my massive balls have somewhere to rest while I'm shooting akimbo.

  • usa_suxxx [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    Put em both in the same grave. Liberal Mountain is a hill of your enemies!