One of the ways kangaroos have adapted to fight dingos (their main predators) is by luring them into rivers. When the dingo goes into the river to try and keep hunting, the kangaroo uses all of its limbs to hold the dingo underwater and fucking drown it.
Muscular male kangaroos can grow over 6 feet tall and are more ripped than @Zangief, so drowning a wild dog is pretty easy for them.
Where this gets even more fucked is that Kangaroos will do the same thing to off-leash domestic dogs that harrass them.
…. And also to people who try to save their dogs who are being drowned by a kangaroo.
Do not fuck with kangaroos, comrades.
I will continue on my quest to not fuck with kangaroos by living over 10,000 miles away from Australia
I live literally on the opposite side of the planet from Australia but that didn't stop me from getting bitten by an emu
I know of an emu that lives unfortunately close to me :agony-deep:
I have a burning hatred for people that keep big birds as pets in their yard. Dinosaur ass cool guys, they should be able to run free
Emu’s don’t fuck around. The Australian government declared war against them and lost.
They are crepily human. I watched a video of an aboriginal man huniting one in the old way. The 'Roo squared up with him so then the hunter launched a spear through it's chest. The roo then looked at the spear sticking out of it's chest, then gave the hunter a hurt and offended look. The kangaroo tried to pull it out with it's human like hands but it didn't work. Then it turned into a cooking video. But damn, the 'roo looked more human than some apes I have seen and it was disconcerting
Yeah idk, this dude seems chill, i'll just go have a splash with them.
In a more fun kangaroo fact kangaroo actually translates to "go away" the British saw kangaroos and asked the Aboriginals what they were called the Aboriginals told them to fuck off back to Britain
fair enough having looked it up it's wrong but I swear I heard it somewhere
