I just want to explore the universe but without FTL spaceships I would need to stay alive for a very long time

:deeper-sadness:

    • Omega_Haxors [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      • Robot body parts are way less flexible than human body parts

      • Human body parts are also far more energy efficient

      • Food is far more calorie-dense than any electrical storage

      • Electrical storage breaks down relatively quickly requiring replacement

      • Ads directly into your brain

      • Imagine getting hacked

      • More than likely you will be a slave

      • Society will become more progressive, leaving your "anti-SJW" views extremely outdated

      • Forget getting hacked, corporations will reprogram you and you will willingly accept it

      • Tracking cookies built right into your brain

      • Single cosmic ray hits your brain processor. You no longer exist

      • Single cosmic ray hits your brain processor. You are now corrupted

      • LITERALLY can't log off

      • You'll last like a week, realistically. Nobody cares about your egoist ass enough to save you when things break

      • You can literally be banned from life

      • and finally: literally incapable of feeling happy

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        3 years ago

        Idk, just short-circuit the "mood" microchip and be happy all the time, like Marvin