Stupidly horny for no reason.
Evony wasn't the only one, so many ads that say like "you'll cum in under 45 seconds my lord" for browser strategy games.
The horny market is how you bring in the big money for minimum effort
Same sort of people who end up with 17 search bars and a box of printed emails
PLAY FOR FREE MY LORD
All that "Clash of Clans" mobile trash that came after probably started with Evony.
Shift was a good series. RIP Flash, murdered needlessly by Adobe.
I wanna see more late 2000s/early 2010s nostalgia
it was like the last era of being able to pretend things were normal
I always loved have it was always just a lame travian clone. Like, not even a single elf tiddy to be found.
EV🔴NY
For Free
Start our journey NOW, comrade ! :stalin-feels-good:
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Actually, I think their ads are now that pin-pulling game from mobile game ads, which doesn't represent the actual gameplay. (Really makes you think, if they make so many ads with that gameplay, clearly there's people interested, so why not just make that game?)
Because monetization. The pin pull ads are trivial to solve and rope people in. The gacha game underneath is where the money is assumed to be at.
I suspect there's a connection between people who play grand strategy games and lonely perverts. :side-eye-1: :side-eye-2:
