literally shaking and crying and pissing ma pants

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    when i'm doing scouting work for my insurgent terrorist group in the most surveilled, policed city on the planet, i like to publicly wear my arm band so everyone knows what group i represent

    • Rom [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Publicly identifying yourself as part of a high profile terrorist group and plotting terrorism right outside the most secure building in the country isn't even grounds for arrest, apparently.

  • DengistDonnieDarko [none/use name]
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    5 months ago

    He was performing an ocular pat-down of the immediate vicinity in order to ascertain information relevant to current ongoings in the surrounding area (no doubt for nefarious purposes)

    • Rom [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      He's gonna do some sweet karate moves to take down any jabronis that get in his way. People watching will say "that dude is bad ass!"

      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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        5 months ago

        I just search - have no idea if its legit, never hear of it. But this site is selling those patches

        https://3sjshop.com/products/hamas-izz-ad-din-al-qassam-brigades-patch/

        • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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          5 months ago

          I'd be putting myself on a watchlist if I wasn't already on one. Those headbands go hard.

        • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
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          5 months ago

          3SJShop.com specializes in political and military themed embroidered clothing and patches. All orders are handmade and made-to-order. All patches listed for sale are made in Florida, USA and all profits generated from sales goes to 3SJShop staff. All military regalia are replicas. Proceeds in no way benefit foreign militias, governments, or groups

          awh :(

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Al Qassim Brigades are in your country, they're in your capital, they're inside your house stealing your biscuits and taking one of each pair of socks, they're in your dreams as you sleep, burrowed deep inside your mind, every thought could be there because they planted it, every action you do and word you utter the likely culmination of an internal terrorist psyop, and there's only one way out, one last way to free yourself, to stop the terrorists winnig as you walk down to the basement of your DC townhouse in your slippers, unlocking the gunsafe...

  • ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml
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    5 months ago

    Of course, the intel gathering agent visibly wear Hamas paches, that make sense. Give them a bit of time and soon they'll be looking for "proofs" supposedly left by "the Hamas world domination agency" or something by searching for anagrams and numerology in words like some deranged conspiracy theorists.

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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      5 months ago

      I think it's not that significant, I think these guys are just with the Hamasinati, or the FreeHamasons.

      It's not like they're part of a strange fictional secret organisation like they're Hamas Trap house or something.

  • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Doing secret terrorist espionnage with my "Houthi Hydromancy House" patch fully visible so that my fellows may identify me in the field.

    • roux [he/him, comrade/them]
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      5 months ago

      I'm making a big ass sandwich board that has big red letters that say "I AM A TERRORIST" at the next protest I go to.

      #CabalCluesInPlainSight

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    5 months ago

    love the implication that the cop just walked away after taking this picture

    "arrest him? no I've got to post this so that maybe someone will do something!"

    • AnarchoAnarchist [none/use name]
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      5 months ago

      I love the implication that a terrorist mastermind snuck into the US, and while scoping out targets for their nefarious highly coordinated terrorist attacks they forgot to take off this patch.

      The enemy is both strong and weak.

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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      5 months ago

      I've put in a lot of personal work to ditch the edgy misanthropy of my youth but god DAMN it's getting harder not to go back on that bullshit

      • sir_this_is_a_wendys [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        Same here. I like people usually, and I understand why people are the way they are. But sometimes...goddam.

  • macabrett
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    5 months ago

    I'm glad everyone agrees to wear their little patches when they go around the capitol acquiring intel, its so nice of them

  • ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml
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    5 months ago

    this is a state department-designated terrorist group.

    I earned that designation after a particularly bad bout of diarrhea, so it's kind of a meaningless one.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Extreme "taking pictures while wearing a Spy vs Spy outfit" energy.