literally shaking and crying and pissing ma pants

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    when i'm doing scouting work for my insurgent terrorist group in the most surveilled, policed city on the planet, i like to publicly wear my arm band so everyone knows what group i represent

    • Rom [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Publicly identifying yourself as part of a high profile terrorist group and plotting terrorism right outside the most secure building in the country isn't even grounds for arrest, apparently.

  • DengistDonnieDarko [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    He was performing an ocular pat-down of the immediate vicinity in order to ascertain information relevant to current ongoings in the surrounding area (no doubt for nefarious purposes)

    • Rom [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      He's gonna do some sweet karate moves to take down any jabronis that get in his way. People watching will say "that dude is bad ass!"

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Al Qassim Brigades are in your country, they're in your capital, they're inside your house stealing your biscuits and taking one of each pair of socks, they're in your dreams as you sleep, burrowed deep inside your mind, every thought could be there because they planted it, every action you do and word you utter the likely culmination of an internal terrorist psyop, and there's only one way out, one last way to free yourself, to stop the terrorists winnig as you walk down to the basement of your DC townhouse in your slippers, unlocking the gunsafe...

  • ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    Of course, the intel gathering agent visibly wear Hamas paches, that make sense. Give them a bit of time and soon they'll be looking for "proofs" supposedly left by "the Hamas world domination agency" or something by searching for anagrams and numerology in words like some deranged conspiracy theorists.

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      I think it's not that significant, I think these guys are just with the Hamasinati, or the FreeHamasons.

      It's not like they're part of a strange fictional secret organisation like they're Hamas Trap house or something.

  • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Doing secret terrorist espionnage with my "Houthi Hydromancy House" patch fully visible so that my fellows may identify me in the field.

    • roux [he/him, they/them]
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      1 year ago

      I'm making a big ass sandwich board that has big red letters that say "I AM A TERRORIST" at the next protest I go to.

      #CabalCluesInPlainSight

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    love the implication that the cop just walked away after taking this picture

    "arrest him? no I've got to post this so that maybe someone will do something!"

    • AnarchoAnarchist [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      I love the implication that a terrorist mastermind snuck into the US, and while scoping out targets for their nefarious highly coordinated terrorist attacks they forgot to take off this patch.

      The enemy is both strong and weak.

  • macabrett
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    1 year ago

    I'm glad everyone agrees to wear their little patches when they go around the capitol acquiring intel, its so nice of them

  • ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    this is a state department-designated terrorist group.

    I earned that designation after a particularly bad bout of diarrhea, so it's kind of a meaningless one.