• Horsepaste [they/them]
    hexagon
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    3 years ago

    :frothingfash: "give me those DICK PILLS!! you can't get covid if you're ROCK HARD and HAVING AN ANEURYSM"

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Lmao.

    At least it won't cause liver failure like the horsepaste, they're progressing I guess?

    Chuds will reinvent vaccines in 10 years time at this rate.

    • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Overuse or abuse of Viagra can lead to stroke though, so at least there's that :shrug-outta-hecks:

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        Also if someone takes too much and the erection lasts too long, don't they need to get an injection into the penis tissue to alleviate it? Or is that just urban legend?

        • D61 [any]
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          3 years ago

          No experience with this, but your sorta right.

          Its not an injection, its a needle to allow the blood to drain out through the erect penis.

        • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          Not an urban legend, because Viagra like other medication that can impact blood pressure and blood oxygenation it can lead to tissue death of organs unable to get enough oxygen. Erections lasting longer than four hours can then leads to tissue death due to stagnating blood not properly circulating and delivering oxygen to tissue cells.

        • mittens [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I think the biggest issue would be low blood pressure. People combine viagra and poppers a lot and end up dying. Most likely chuds will get heart attacks or something.

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Coupled with the alleged vascular damage of covid, things looks good

    • Mike_Penis [any]
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      3 years ago

      they'll just die from priapism. Or they get to go to the hospital and watch a resident suck blood out of their dick with needles.

    • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Well if we're going by the assumption they'll dose like they did for ivermectin, they would probably take enough to fuck up their bodies.

  • D61 [any]
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    3 years ago

    "Sorry for your loss. And if you will follow me into this wing of the funeral home, here are the "special" caskets that we will have to use given the circumstances of your spouse's death."

  • Theblarglereflargle [any]
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    3 years ago

    Chuds a week ago: I don’t trust Pfizer they aren’t showing data and just wsnt money

    Chuds now: TAKE MY MONEY PFIZER DADDY

    • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I have a magic rock that cures covid that you can get on my online store.

      :alex-supplements:

    • Horsepaste [they/them]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Some covid patient had it administered by accident and they eventually recovered.

      More deets: https://hexbear.net/post/165504

      Edit: https://hexbear.net/post/165272

      • TheCaconym [any]
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        3 years ago

        You just posted the link to the thread we're commenting on :thinkin-lenin:

  • richietozier4 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    we choose to go to the moon not because it is easy, but because I am hard

    :jfk-gaming:

    • Horsepaste [they/them]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      If you had a boner for 3 days straight, your dick would actually fall off.

      • red_stapler [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        If that’s true, how does anyone still have a dick past the age of about 16?

        • Horsepaste [they/them]
          hexagon
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          edit-2
          3 years ago

          You don't keep an erection for 72 hours without going soft for a while.

  • comi [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    First killing the worm, now enlarging the worm, accept shai-hulud in your hearts, libs