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haha, i think it's even earlier. i remember reading it in like the mid 90s. the shit one could find as an unsupervised kid in the days of web 1.0 were fucking wild. dialup speeds made photos slow, but text has nearly always been lightning fast.
sometimes i forget and get lulled into the belief that today's internet is unhinged, and then i see a post like this and it reminds me just how thoroughly batshit the internet has always been.
Asari are basically sorta anthro dolphins with some tentacles. And they be hot af.
Oh really? I've been wanting to get back into magic I would totally be down for that.
I have never dabbled, but if there's ever a noob night I'd be in.
Whats the card pool like for that? I got a couple historic decks that would be fun to clone. And a shitty commander deck that could use some play testing.
Cockatrice has the full MTG card pool available and it would even be possible to add custom cards.
ok so it'd have to be a 2/2
with hexproof?
what should its abilities be?
Ahh, the old tomes. Looking for the one about Kangaroo's bifurcated cocks and triple vaginas.
@VolcelPolice check the parent comment (actually please don't for your own sanity), we need a volcel nuke for this stuff
We just had half our officers quit from this alone, I fear for the war on horny :volcel-judge:
You're right it's very disturbing. First comment I've reported in months that wasn't a blatant wrecker or something
Remember when the CIA gave a lady and a dolphin acid and have them live in a partially flooded house together?
Gave the dolphin acid because the scientist in charge thought communicating with them would unlock the key to communicating with aliens. The head scientist also did lots of ketamine, like a whole lot. Also invented or experimented with sensory deprivation and drugs.
An interesting tidbit is that the laboratory used was located just across from Little Saint James island, which was Epstein's island. The dolphin stuff happened long before Epstein, he was a kid or not even born when John C Lilly was working. I think the lab was abandoned way before Epstein bought the island as well. But it's the same area, so if you have Epstein brain you have to wonder about the coincidence. The US Navy running experiments with drugs and animals almost within sight of Epstein's island.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/St+Thomas/@18.3159294,-64.8648817,13.33z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x8c051a89dc0635b7:0x5d1280e7f1f697e4!8m2!3d18.3380965!4d-64.8940946
Saint Thomas was where the lab was placed, you can see the ruins of it in satellite view. Right beside it is Great and Little Saint James. The ruins of the lab are at 18.318165645425015, -64.8593954610406.
Gave the dolphin acid because the scientist in charge thought communicating with them would unlock the key to communicating with aliens. The head scientist also did lots of ketamine, like a whole lot. Also invented or experimented with sensory deprivation and drugs.
Now the CIA would just have a guy like this do a podcast.
Got a good link for that story, sounds fucking hilarious?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/scientists-dolphins-lsd-communitcate-with-them-experiment-talk-john-lilly-margaret-howe-lovatt-a7787556.html that's just from a quick Google not sure if good, I learned about it years ago on TIL or somewhere
Edit: think this is probably better had more of the lurid details lol theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me
There's also a good episode of The Dollop about this. I think it's just called "The dolphin" or something like that.
The closest they will ever get to finding the clitoris and it's not even on the right species.
What kind of surprises? Like "Jack in a Box"? Kinder Surprise eggs?
Who the fuck is putting toy cars into Dolphin vaginas? smdh
apparently it's in a better spot, nothing else that wild . clickbait title lied to us 😢
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Determining a sexual pleasure response in animals not amenable to neurobehavioral examination is difficult, but investigation of the clitoris may elucidate evidence of functionality. (...) Our observations suggest the clitoris of dolphins has well-developed erectile spaces, is highly sensitive to tactile stimulation, and is likely functional.
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edit edit: okay they used dead dolphins
