• VHS [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Never ask:

    A woman - her age

    A man - his salary

    A millionaire entrepreneur - Who their parents are

    • FreakingSpy [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Rich people only have children to use them in tax evasion schemes

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Please, I beg of you, write this story about a fucking newborn baby

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    edit-2
    3 years ago

    This 10-year old girl is already a member of the nobility (by birth) and could inherit her dukedom at 15 🤩

  • Imbeggingyoutoread [any]
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    3 years ago

    Company 1: lemonade stand Company 2: black market insulin subscriptions

    The latter grew very organically out of the former

  • Elon_Musk [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    These stories are bought, paid for, and most of time manufactured by the parents. Prove me wrong

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        The infant came out of the words showing a gang sign, and her first words were "born to hustle".

        She came out with a brilliant business idea at the tender age of 6 and now receives almost $40,000/mo in federal credits for teenagers with small businesses, making her the single fastest growing businesswoman under 16 in the tri-state area.

        You could be as rich as her, too, if you just had her kind of Randian commitment to excellence.

    • trabpukcip [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      yeah i think the mom works for a PR firm and this is just an example of the advertising they do or something idk i shouldn't waste brain space knowing this garbage

  • Bluegrass_Buddhist [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    This 10-year-old girl already owns 2 companies is a tax patsy for her rich parents and could retire become a run-of-the-mill failchild at 15 as a multimillionaire

    • CTHlurker [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      I look forward to seeing her run for congress in 2030 as a Democrat

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
        ·
        3 years ago

        In the single blue district across all of Illinois which encompasses every D-voting household in the state.

  • Mother [any]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Capitalism— so easy a ten year old can do it. Not working for you? Must be a personal failure. Go back to your hovel, you get what you deserve

  • UlyssesT
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    17 days ago

    deleted by creator

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      They should stop being lazy and pull themselves up by their bootstraps like this girl clearly did

  • supersaiyan [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    dang we finally reached equality now rich women and men can stand in total unity.