:bottom-speak: :top-use-words:
:side-eye-1: :side-eye-2: me checking my mirrors before safely changing lanes.
penetration anxiety is the only thing keeping me from getting rear ended because i cut someone off
Sigmad drive with their hands at the 3 and 9 o'clock positions with thumbs resting inside the wheel.
We are the result when :bottom-speak: and :top-use-words: has kids
Also we need an emote for switches
Going up to straights and asking who's the woman in the relationship
[walks up to straight couple] "So.... [leans in and whispers] who's the butch and who's the femme?"
My instructor passed me after running 2 stop sings and driving into oncoming traffic
Oh no
I actually do drive like the picture on the right
Fake Top Energy is overhand grip. Top energy putting your thumb through the crook of the steering wheel to make it easier to drive
Do the gays have a word for somebody who switches? Cuz that's me in the pic. Maybe I'm just not in tuned with the :hexbear-gay-pride: community enough since I only see a Top/Bottom dichotomy without acknowledgement of other possible scenarios.
Yes, I hate how switch and vers are used interchangeably. They are not. I'm a Vers, when I bottom I'm dominant. Although, I'm not super into BDSM, I really hate being dominated so I wouldn't ever consider myself a sub.
Then I believe Nintendo is under copyright violation. They can expect a Cease and Desist letter from Big Gay's legal team any day now.
I hold the wheel both ways depending on what feels comfortable at the time so uh... this still checks out :soviet-bashful:
real sigmas drive with their knees while they drink coffee in one hand, smoke a cigarette in the other while texting
