https://twitter.com/SenatorShaheen/status/1488657698061230080

  • happybadger [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    I have to sleep on the floor like a cat just to eat them one-by-one over the course of the night. My wife calls me Hotdog Cat instead of my name. God damn you.

      • happybadger [he/him]
        ·
        3 years ago

        I can no longer eat an entire pack of American cheese slices without Russian agents attacking me in my abdominal region.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      My wife calls me Hotdog Cat instead of my name.

      Thanks i giggled so loud the entire office could hear it. Nice job, Hotdog Cat. :meow-cactus: