https://twitter.com/SenatorShaheen/status/1488657698061230080
I am a victim of Havana syndrome. One day I was eating an entire package of hotdogs and began to feel Russian energy particles in my torso and abdomen. For two days I experienced severe symptoms. Since then I have come under repeated attack, seemingly any time I eat an entire package of hotdogs. I had to stop doing so in the office, while driving to work, on the bus after I lost my license due to Havana syndrome symptoms occurring while driving, and while out with my family. I cannot attend a disciplinary meeting at my child's school and eat an entire package of hotdogs. I had to stop bathing because the Russians found a way to attack me there before I had even eaten six of them. I cannot eat an entire package of hotdogs in my own bed and you fucking people mock the victims of this weapon.
I have to sleep on the floor like a cat just to eat them one-by-one over the course of the night. My wife calls me Hotdog Cat instead of my name. God damn you.
I can no longer eat an entire pack of American cheese slices without Russian agents attacking me in my abdominal region.
My wife calls me Hotdog Cat instead of my name.
Thanks i giggled so loud the entire office could hear it. Nice job, Hotdog Cat. :meow-cactus:
Vegan hotdogs are unnatural and make me sick if I eat an entire package of them.
do they make you sick or is it the ghost of Fidel Castro with his ray gun, tho?
That's definitely the vegan aspect. Like when I eat a package of normal hotdogs I can sneak about 10 down my throat before Russians can target me. I've been halfway into a second package without their interference. With the vegan hotdogs though, putting just five in my mouth at once and trying to swallow like a snake makes me violently ill. Not at all in a Havana syndrome (HS) way.
Americans will shoot Cuban death rays directly at their ballsacks before doing universal healthcare.
I don't think they really think Cuba has death rays. But they know the hogs who vote for them will believe it for the rest of their lives, and call you a genocidal tankie for calling bullshit.
"Equitable access" sounds like they're just going to create a marketplace so that all of these spooks can choose what insurance company is going to fuck them over a la Obamacare giving everyone "access" to healthcare. Small victories, I guess.
Bruh holy SHIT. That person has replied to approx 90% of the replies
He literally did "trust the science" on Havana Syndrome citing an "Ivy League" study....from 2020.
that guy absolutely seething lmao, literally replying to everyone with the same single screenshot
replies go hard
as a victim of gangstalking, I thank you for this
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Didn't we have a pet one of those around here? Whatever happened to them, I wonder.
I think the person you are referring to had severe paranoid schizophrenia - they left a while ago because this place was terrible for their health and they needed to get help
Damn. That's probably for the best, everyone needs help sometimes.
solidarity for our PoE (people of energy) comrades. their lived experience matters and they are heard and they are seen and they are valid.
Don't talk to me about 9/11. Getting food poisoning while stationed in Guantanamo Bay was my 9/11 every night.
Didn't the CIA literally just admit that it's bullshit?
But as conservatives openly espoused a few years ago, what an intelligence agency says only matters if it agrees with what the ruling party thinks
I CAN'T STOP SHIDDING :stop-posting-amogus:
MUST be invisible Cuban tummy beams :NOOOOO:
Should have picked some energy weapon-resistant perks.
these usually require any non-evil alignment, making them unavailable for people employed by the US government
Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a medical loan debt forgiveness program for Havana syndrome sufferers who start a business that operates for three years in American puppet regimes.
As someone who has eye damage because some disgusting little shit boy hit him in the eyes with a powerful laser pointer, I believe I should directly benefit from this somehow
Equitable access to care for those operating small businesses in flood affected areas for more than three years but less than five that are also diplomatic staff and/or associated family when findings of directed energy attack are made after having ruled out preexisting conditions and associated life-risk mortality factors
THESE PEOPLE 'STRUGGLED' FOR THREE WEEKS AND GOT A MASSIVE BIPARTISAN HEALTHCARE PACKAGE! HOW LONG DID THE 9/11 FIRST RESPONDERS HAVE TO STRUGGLE TO GET A FUCKING BONE THROWN AT THEM?
Honestly with how much the state has been taking care of the Havana-syndrome "sufferers", I'd be tempted to think they know that they themselves caused it. There is literally no other explanation for why the state has randomly decided that spook lives matter, after spending 70 years saying they dont.
The state department would never care for people they've injured or killed.
Not even their own soldiers. That's why I find the whole thing so perplexing.
That, or the spooks have their hands on Jeffrey's tapes.
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