I once ate a jar of mayo

  • Yurt_Owl
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    9 months ago

    I eat raw mayo straight from the spoon. I'm a raw mayoist

  • Yurt_Owl
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    9 months ago

    I am exceptionally bored

  • DirtyPair [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    you and the majority of redditors here are never seeing heaven lmao

    michael-laugh

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Ah, I get why this is in c/badposting. Mayonnaise isn't vegan.

    • Comp4 [comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      I actually had vegan Mayonnaise before. So dont worry you can still eat mayo daily if you go vegan.

  • Cherufe [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Best? Maybe

    Most badass? Definitely, the chance of getting salmonella from homemada mayo alone makes it the most badass condiment

    • Yurt_Owl
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      9 months ago

      I make mayo in my mouth by chewing on oil and egg

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    It is good. It's also fun to mix other sauces into it. Like hot sauce. Mix in mustard and ketchup and you have burger sauce.

  • Dessa [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    Yeah, it really is the best condiment.

    FOR ME TO POOP ON!

    • Dessa [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      Speaking of poop-on, dijon mustard is pretty good

  • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Once I ate horsey sauce 8 months expired, mayo bases always tastes weird so it was hard to tell it expired or not, my stomach hated me that day.