I'm going to say it. You can't stop me, try as you might. Here it comes!
There's a god dang CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE!
I'm impressed how you came up with such an original joke on the spot, very good. Off to SNL you go.
good fucking god how is this from today
the time for this tweet was 30 years ago ffs
100k
The stadium is packed full of liberals. Jim approaches the microphone and takes a deep inhale, steeling himself.
"Trump bad," he solemnly intones.
A beat of silence - and all one hundred thousand people erupt into applause.
"Absolutely!"
"Finally, someone is saying it!"
The noise dies down. Another blue check account takes his stand at the mic. He takes a deep breath...
why do they act like nobody has ever had the audacity to call trump bad before?
With all due respect to the office of the presidency, I'm just going to come right out and say it: Trump is a liar and if you think he's a good president then you need to educate yourself, and perhaps take a long, hard look in the mirror.
What's with the liberal belief that knowing something is enough to stop it. I'll call it the Rumpelstiltskin complex - knowledge of a thing gives you power over it.
It pervades gen -x laziness and boomer peace "activism", 80s and 90s pop culture, and even today in self identifying liberals like Jim.
Meanwhile, the political apparatus and corporate media simply ignores anyone saying shit - only action makes a difference. It is entirely infuriating and demotivating - liberals say a tweet, then feel great that they have done their best fighting for their future.
Lois: "Orange Man..."
Audience: Looking bored
Lois: "...Bad."
Audience: Hoots and Hollars
I fucking love how many libs are in there like "YASSSS KING"