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What if it was John Confettiman and we beat him w sticks until he exploded
John Letterman, and he's a late night talk show host with a Mandela effect different name.
What if it was John Betterman and he tries his hardest to be a good person every day
John Ketterman and nobody notices him having another stroke because of the constant k-hole.
John Ferryman and he's ferrying the souls of the damned (settler colonialists) across the river Styx
What if instead of John Fetterman it's John Hetterman and he's the most annoyingly hetero man alive.
John Wetterman, and he gets hired by people who are into watersports
