Oh shit, I did not realize you guys knew I put kids in cages. Oh fuck.
War crimes? What war crimes? Nobel peace prize winning laureates don't commit war crimes, my dude.
My absolute favourite Nobel peace prize laureate is Kissinger. Just the most peaceful man alive.
Still alive somehow.
As I wipe from back to front, often poo will find it's way to my balls, yes.
Mr. Obama, What are you going to do to end the corrupting influence of money in politics during your third term?
Great question, Doomer. To limit the influence of money in politics we are proposing to overturn the Citizens United ruling on the first and third Wednesdays of every month between the hours of 12:00 PM - 5:00 PM EST.
Please convince Michelle to run to save us all. The new drone sender is a dang cheeto.
PS: I would have voted for you for a third time if I could :liberalism:
Here's my impression of Obama if he was an inspirational calender:
"Uhhhhh, let me persevere"
uhhh if you like your reddit community's loosely based on podcast's, you can keep them