Buckingham Palace has not confirmed whether the Queen has tested positive or negative, citing medical privacy.

:sicko-beaming: :sicko-charging: :sicko-laser:

  • RainbowDash [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    She dies of covid. Libs make her the face of the pandemic. Chuds worldwide deface her image

    • karl3422 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      chuds would never turn on the queen they'd say she was murdered by Jews or the Chinese or havana syndrome or some nonsense along those lines probably all of those at once

    • sempersigh [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      The worms that animate her corpse from within will test positive

      • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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        3 years ago

        The only reason they haven't already administered ivermectin is to keep up the charade.

  • RandyLahey [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    crabs on high alert but i do hope charles survives, i am really looking forward to watching a speedrun collapse of the british monarchy and it wont be nearly as fast or funny with his son

    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      he will abdicate immediately if he outlives her, he surely knows that he's seen as an unlikeable nonce that would drive republican movements throughout the commonwealth

      • RandyLahey [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        my feeling is he wont, hes wanted this for so long and he doesnt seem self aware enough

        hes like the hillary of the uk

        • Mindfury [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Charles is the Hillary of the UK

          holy fuck this is elite

        • grey_wolf_whenever [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I know we all think "the monarchy ends with the Queen" because it seems obvious but nothing good happens. Theyll just stick around forever now.

          • karl3422 [none/use name]
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            3 years ago

            somehow it's gonna be Andrew and the people with royalty brainworms will still adore him

            feel like shit just want the lord protectorate back

  • CrimsonSage [any]
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    3 years ago

    She is so dead. It will be so funny when she dies, only slightly less funny than Kissenger.

  • p_sharikov [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    When asked why the Crown has signed a ten million dollar contract with Boston Dynamics, Buckingham Palace declined to make a statement, citing medical privacy.

  • KiaKaha [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    No great loss, right? After all, she’s old and has pre-existing conditions.

  • machiabelly [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Would the queen dying help to de-normalize covid? I feel like that could be pretty :wholesome:

  • Azarova [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Buckingham Palace has not confirmed whether the Queen has tested positive or negative, citing medical privacy.

    :POG-19:

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Buckingham Palace staff desperately squeezing applesauce flavoured horse de-wormer from the stables into the Queen's three morning gin and tonics.