I also risked it all when I approached that cute goth girl on emo night at the club

They know what they signed up for

Standing around watching tiktoks is far from risking it all you stupid old fuck

They were protecting America

I simply didn't go to Jordan and I can't help but notice that I'm still alive, funny how that works.

Leaning into this genocide so fucking hard DIE YOU FUCKING BASTARD

im hanging out at my base in a country I can't even point out on a map watching the return of my buddy's killer drone flight, and I've never been more sure I'm not about to be blown to complete smithereens

Biden would totally declare war on Atlantis if given the chance

Iran-backed forces innovating on America's hospital double tap 🤞

gotta risk it for the biscuit jack

I took a shit earlier. Really risked it all.

In their defense, Aqaba is nice in the spring.