It has auto flush, a sanitizing UV light built into the lid, the lid opens when you get near it, it has air ventilation from the bowl, some kind of turbo flush feature , heated seats, a full front/back bidet system with adjustable sprays, and, a self cleaning feature that creates electrolyzed water and mists the bowl every so often so that you don't need to clean it with harsh chemicals. It has a remote control.
I can't wait for my huge dump to float in my toilet all day because it's trying to update its software and my internet is down.
This is literally the Bob's Burgers smart toilet :michael-laugh: The fucking price is almost the same too!
Now I'm imagining a used shitter market with like kelly blue book values based on how many miles they have on them
It is really gross when you think about why this toilet is possible and how it fits into the context of society. There is some person out there who has used these kinds of toilets for years. They've forgotten what it's like to sit down on a cold seat. It's just completely normal to them. The societal and historical scaffolding around their toilet is just immense suffering for millions on a timescale larger than 5 of their lives.
Real https://i.imgur.com/widwWdt.jpeg hours
A tech bro and somebody he brought home are sleeping soundly and suddenly there's a noise like a car alarm...
"What is that noise! A break in?!?"
"Don't worry. It's my toilet. A repair guy is coming tomorrow..." See? It already stopped. "The anti-theft technology is acting up. Go back to sleep."
"Why does your toilet have anti-theft technology?"
"So it doesn't get stolen. Duh. Go back to sleep."
Both of them have the same thought. Who is this person in bed next to me?
you can get all this except for the special UV light for like 2 or 3 thousand
5-gallon bucket with a wooden seat costs less than $10, doesn't malfunction or break down, and still works when the water and electricity are out.
