:dprk-stare:

  • Downanotherday [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Yes.

    spoiler

    or it was this guy .

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ri_Myung-hun

      • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
        ·
        2 years ago

        But he was unable to play in the league because of the U.S. ban on trade with North Korea, which is set forth in a piece of legislation called the Trading with the Enemy Act of 1917.

        Wow, that's so fucked. Real mask off shit. "Nope, the DPRK is the enemy so you can't play basketball here fuck off"

        • Quimby [any, any]
          ·
          2 years ago

          I had the same reaction. So fucked up. He and Kim Jong Un even offered for his salary to be paid in wheat for North Koreans to eat and they still told him to fuck off.

      • TankieTanuki [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        "North Korea is evil because they won't let their people travel."

        "Can I come to your country?"

        "No."

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
          ·
          2 years ago

          I liked the provisio where he could play for the NBA but they forbad him from sending money home.

          Real Free Market Hours. Love living in a laisse-fair society.

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      282 pounds and his BMI is still well within the healthy range. Damn.

  • crime [she/her, any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    If I were :kim-drip: i'd make a battalion of my shortest soldiers and put this guy in there for parades

    :dprk-soldier:

      • teurenistattferotten [they/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        As far as I remember it, someone tried to upload a 20,000 X 36,909 size image of :dprk-walk: and it killed image uploading for quite a while. When we got images back, we got to see the exact image that was the cause of the problems, and it was our one and only :dprk-soldier:

        (This all might be entirely wrong, it was a while ago when this happened.)

    • BigAssBlueBug [they/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Rats along his hat, when he calls your name the site fades to black :dprk-soldier:

  • wombat [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire

  • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    For years you studied the tree, while he grew taller. For years you studied the wind, while he grew supple. For years you studied the water, while he wooed a lady. For a day you allowed a tree to eat you. He sings a song to release you.