• barrbaric [he/him]
        ·
        3 years ago

        The Lathe of Heaven is a sci-fi novel by Ursula K LeGuin, in which the main character's dreams become reality, but because they're dreams there's some real monkey's paw shit.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    This is the most amazing take I’ve seen in a long time. Go outside and look at real human skeletons? What the fuck is happening outside!? If I eat chicken and accidentally look at the bones, will my brain start hollowing my skeleton out and make me grow a beak? I sincerely want answers.

    • Tervell [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      I'm pretty sure it was a joke (hence the bit about cartoon skeletons)

      • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
        ·
        3 years ago

        It probably is, but there is no way to tell if it was intended as a joke or not with anonymous users. And it is a genuinely funny thing to say regardless of if the poster meant it as a joke or as a sincere belief, so you either found someone who made a funny joke or someone who believes something funny. I enjoyed it either way!

        • CopsDyingIsGood [he/him]
          ·
          3 years ago

          there is no way to tell if it was intended as a joke or not with anonymous user

          🎵 If I only had a brain 🎵

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Power of positive thinking + calipers = whatever the fuck this is.

  • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    oh fuk that Jurrasic park poster is why i can barely reach around my back. Arms woulda been longer otherwise.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    3 years ago

    Just look at a skeleton outside, there are so many human skeletons outside

      • Tervell [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        3 years ago

        that's why archaeologists are so powerful - they're constantly looking at bones, so their skeletons are several times more powerful than that of the average human

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          It's not all that great. My uncle became an archeologist and now his life is in ruins