:crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: NFT bros fuming
"Look, SOMEBODY paid $200,000,000 for these
stupid linksAPES. By definition, that makes them worth that much. Who's definition? William Stanley Jevons. He was a smart guy, and he would totally back me up on this. I am cool and good because I paid millions of dollars for these incredibly valuable apes.Say, you wouldn't happen to want to buy an Ape, would you?"
I feel like celebrating this setback for NFT bros. Can I buy one of those dancing crab emojis from you?
Thanks! Let me pay you in full with this quote from Moby Dick:
Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian.
Actually worth quite a bit more than $5000, but I like to tip!
So what can I just make fake emails to these dorks and get their shit then?
I put a price tag of 200$ million on this can of tuna that a dastardly shoplifter stole from my store.
I"M RUINED!