• Puggo [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Those fries would be cold by the time they hit the ground

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      1 month ago

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    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      3 years ago

      sorry i'm just reeling at 1) the idea that fucking mcdonalds would get anyone to desert 2) not just mcdonalds, happy meals, for children, with the cheap gendered toy 3) the apparent belief that russians have never had mcdonalds, because liberals aren't aware that the USSR fell 4) thinking you can air drop hot meals 5) taking the opportunity of a commencing brutal, senseless war to make a confusing joke about american soft power

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Conversely, air drop borsch onto American troops and watch them spontaneously combust from being too close to an unprocessed, non-potato vegetable.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I mean they are technically right, because if the US starts air-dropping anything at all on Russian troops right now I’m pretty sure there wouldn’t be any armies left a few hours later.

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    Propaganda has been so effective it’s made Americans incapable of perceiving reality and now that rot has spread so far it’s undermining actual sound strategy and reactive government policy

    People like this will one day fill the entire US government and leave the empire bereft of any decent managers

    God I love heightening contradictions

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      People like this will one day fill the entire US government

      Lolz. We passed this threshold under Reagan.

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Do they not know that McDonalds exists in Russia after westernisation, and that Russian McDonalds probably tastes better than the American one due to stricter food regulations (still not good though)?

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I've heard that instead of a toy, Russian McDonald's Happy Meals have a syringe full of Tetanus that springs out and stabs you in the face

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