So true bestie 
Great invention “This device objectively will tell you that she’s not going to fuck you”
Need one of these but for all human interaction because nobody can speak plainly and instead must layer things in seven different threads of subtext while also subtly making veiled jabs to assert social dominance or whatever
a man literally talks to one neurotypical person and blames the sheer dread of the situation on Women because they have never been taught anything as complex as systemic discrimination or neurotypes
Nah the joke is that women are too subtle and smart or whatever and men just want Real Caveman Honesty which is honestly just as misogynistic as how you interpreted it
Gives me “women can’t be autistic and autism is hyper masculinity” vibes
yeah, weird how the supposedly smart men cant understand what women are saying. and they're proud of this shit.
similar to how "educated" redditor types will pretend not to be able to read AAVE. and be proud of this.
like, dude. you're proud of being as stupid as a computer? of not understanding your native language? wow.
Manslater
One morning, when Gregor Samsa awoke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant woodlouse.
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