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      • BeamBrain [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Every midwest state immediately declares war on its neighbors

        • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          Delaware declares war on Rhode Island after argument over who is less relevant

          Texas declares war on all of its neighbors as well as Texas

          Colorado and Wyoming trade random territories to not look like squares anymore

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        America won't truly be balkinized until there are at least four Dakotas.

  • Boflexgym [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    The hilarious thing is that i know at least three secessionist movements in Russia but these lazy idiots just fall back on geography.

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]M
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    3 years ago

    Euros are just obsessed with turning everything into the Holy Roman Empire.

    But it's really telling that they fetishize boarders like this. The dissolving of all boarders is something any human should want, but these creatures are excited by the idea of segmenting and fracturing society even more. Reducing us down to atomized engines of competition and turning the world into a series of easily digestible chunks for imperial exploitation.

  • GrumpigPoopBalls [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "I don't get why Russia views NATO expansion as an existential threat. Anyways, here's my ideal map of Russia in 5 years after Putin is defeated."

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      In five years, we'll be invading The Ukraine to get to Russia in the same way we invaded Iraq to get to Iran.

      Greeted As Liberators 2: This Time Is Different

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Not entirely sure, but I think if you ended up living in "Sibirien" you'd be better off just putting a bullet in your head or moving to Mongolia because atleast Mongolia has something besides dangerous wildlife and trees.

    Expected of these liberal balkanised shitshows.

  • bayezid [any]
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    3 years ago

    But when it comes to politics they're all about territorial integrity. Arbitrary borders based solely on temporary military control which are were only agreed upon as placeholders while awaiting a referendum which decides which delegates are sent to a preliminary congress to decide a long term settlements, those borders are sacrosanct.

  • Vedenemo [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    " It would be a perfect distraction and give China other opportunities then Taiwan!" They care about Taipei so much that they want to create two countries just for the purpose of being bait or something for China?