Seriously has anyone else tried this? The lady was downright perplexed about that.
This is the key. Always hit back with more deranged shit than they throw at you. Oh, you think the earth is flat? No dog, it’s hollow and we’re living on the inside
Hey everybody! Look at this guy, thinking the earth is real smdh
Oh, you think the earth is flat? No dog, it’s hollow and we’re living on the inside
Patema Inverted was literally stitched together from historical footage
That's actually genius lmao, this could legit be a way into sanity for some people.
unfortunately the boomers telling me to take off my mask are blue maga libs
that would be a strong pithy comeback.
Boomers4Biden: "You can take your mask off."
Our Hero: "OK, Trump."
I haven't had it happen yet but I'm gonna go with, "when someone tells me I don't need to wear protection, I put on protection."
tom joad im sorry but you shouldnt be wearing a bicycle helmet inside a gay sauna
ive done this and its worked
ive also said shit like 'its cold out it keeps my face warm idgaf'
:cia: pacific coast
people talk to me a lot because im an ok looking small unassuming woman. i get talked to a lot no matter where i go. before i transitioned everyone avoided me like the plague it seemed lol
like even being out in public for 5 minutes like a quick drop in at the grocery store someone tries to strike up a conversation with me every time. usually only happens when im alone too which makes it feel creepy. if my bf is with me no one ever does which makes everyone think im talking shit and it kinda makes me bonkers
though actually come to think of it when my bf is with me usually gym rats come up to him to accost him cause hes so big. so maybe im just deflecting it onto my bf :galaxy-brain:
easy to say for an old ass boomer that spent their whole lives chugging grease and lead and are now feeling the ramifications of it
bitch we young
exactly. they're already on their way out and it pisses them off so they want the world to end at the same time
"This only kills old and fat people", said the 50-60-something with pre-diabetes, if not full-on diabetes.
it cannot affect me if I simply refuse to acknowledge it, just like paying taxes
Lmao I can imagine watching her brain crash in real time
Lol she followed up with "yeah but it was the town saying that"
The town...government!??? Hmmmmm?? Check mate boomer
:grillman: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
:grillman: tells you what you must do
know someone who was always talking about how the church not the state should make the rules he got real perplexed when church said he had to wear a mask but the law didn't
if anyone tells me to take off my mask I'll say "come and take it motherfucker"
Possibly a... positive?... about living in rural chud country, nobody says shit to anybody. Not sure whose packin heat on them or in their car.
My mom, from rural, maximum chud PA where the Klan has an actual presence, always taught me to assume everyone is packing, don't piss them off.
You’re gonna get some intense stares, though. I’ve never seen so many people viscerally angry with me as when I go to the store with a mask on
Had a rando come up to me while walking through the parking lot and say he was so happy about seeing everyone's faces again as I was about to put on my mask. Imo it makes people automatically defensive, like finding out that there's a vegetarian/vegan at the dinner table, people get weird that you're not conforming to their status quo.
I've used the same response to similar results. "I didn't trust the government before and I don't trust them now" kinda breaks peoples brains.
