:yes-honey-left: healthcare please

  • riley
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • Quimby [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    oh, so we did have $1.5 trillion we could be spending on stuff. but now it's all gone. for real this time, I swear.

    • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Guess you'll just have to vote in the midterms and hope the DNC follows through on their campaign promises this time.

      • OgdenTO [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        They will if we vote hard enough. We just didn't vote hard last time.

    • Quimby [any, any]
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      3 years ago

      I would like to speak to the government's manager

      • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        We're sorry, the president you're trying to reach is unavailable :biden-fall:

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    That money gonna end up in Panama in record time

  • GenXen [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    Republicans won $782 billion for defense,,,,,,

    That's like saying the Harlem Globetrotters won over the Washington Sentinels Generals.

      • GenXen [any, any]
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        3 years ago

        If you're talking about the team that the globetrotters always play then yes you are correct. However, the more I'm thinking about it, the more the idea of an exhibition basketball team playing a fictional football team seems like a more apt analogy to congressional budgetary procedure.

    • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      A cartoon where a guy with a hat that says 'corrupt politicians' wringing a haggard wash cloth in the shape of the United States over a bucket that says 'corporate profits'

  • ZZ_SloppyTop [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Hmmm…. Hyperinflation and other nations dropping USD and skyrocketing commodity prices? I know, let’s pump that money printer!!!!

    • ass [he/him,comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      doorless room where the floor is a conveyor belt of sandpaper moving at a fast walking speed, and the walls are covered in motivational posters about having the right grindset for today's competitive world

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    a Russian blitzkrieg that’s devastated parts of Ukraine

    Ah, I mean that's one way to describe the invasion...

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    3 years ago

    "Boy I sure am glad to know that the US government is working hard to achieve hegemony in a country 5,687 miles away," I say as I declare bankruptcy from my hospital bed with a tube down my throat.

    • ZZ_SloppyTop [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      That’s fake news! Didn’t you see the politifact and snopes article debunking inflation and cost of living increases?? Everything is fine!

      • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        "Though this equation for COL and inflation does not include such items like gas, rent, basic food items, or clothing, it is still a detailed piece of mathematical precision that says that everything is A OK please do not riot and murder us".