Imagine being able to bring this to the store register without dying of embarrassment.
Let's make everything healthy gay so conservatives die of thirst, hunger or malnutrition.
yeah honestly I think this is funny as hell. I'd obviously never buy this shit (what kind of yuppie buys water from the store) but I'd drink it ironically if it was offered.
it took me like a full minute of looking at this to realise it wasn't an energy drink, how the fuck are you even going to sell this if no one knows what it is? hell, even after I realised, I was still lowkey willing to accept that mountain water might just be a new monster flavour
My buddy who works in a brewery has been ranting about these fucks for weeks, lol.
We've decided they deserve The Cell
These morons have advertised on podcasts for a couple years. They try to be self aware about the name, but it doesn't quite work WHEN YOU'RE THE PEOPLE WHO NAMED IT.
I mean I know it's tongue in cheek, it's just... you're selling fucking bottled water, so it's stupid for far more reasons than the goofy name
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