Of course she says they are the same as French crepes, but I tell her she only thinks that because she went to finishing school. She's in for a surprise tomorrow when I make shitty flat two-ingredient pancakes for her without bubbles, served with her choice of either lemon and sugar or golden syrup on its own.
Make some thick-ass flapjacks and annihilate her with bulky flavour.
you are never gonna guess what a flapjack is in the UK
Probably something fucking stupid as usual.
Fuck off.
God please sink this island into the sea.
Jesus what the fuck
lived in the UK my whole life and only ever had oat sugar and butter flapjacks, not that garbage
That picture is literally just what you described with added pumpkin seeds or something. Flapjacks are just oats and sugar and whatever else you want to add I think.
You're not capturing the soft and gooey texture of a flapjack. Typically you make with just rolled oats and honey or golden syrup, and maybe chuck in some raisins. Granola bars are hard and crunchy.
TIL: in UK english 'flapjack' means
granola bar
What flaps or jacks about a granola bar? What the fuck is going on on that island
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Guilty as charged
What the fuck. I thought they called it a crunchy-crunchy toodle-oo stick which is a - cough - mouthful so a "crunchy" for short.
We've already got something by that name though, Crunchies are chocolate covered honeycomb bars.
I stand corrected. Terribly sorry. I apologize unreservedly.