Of course she says they are the same as French crepes, but I tell her she only thinks that because she went to finishing school. She's in for a surprise tomorrow when I make shitty flat two-ingredient pancakes for her without bubbles, served with her choice of either lemon and sugar or golden syrup on its own.

  • DayOfDoom [any, any]
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    9 months ago

    Make some thick-ass flapjacks and annihilate her with bulky flavour.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Engl*sh food is either cultural appropriation or a crime against humanity

      • BovineUniversity
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        9 months ago

        Beans on toast is a top-5 earth lunch dish and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    9 months ago

    British pancakes are just a slightly thicker crepe because it gets flipped. It's just a poorly made crepe, dude. Same ingredients cooked almost identically.

  • Yurt_Owl
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    9 months ago

    I'm dangerously addicted to the tesco ready made pancakes that I can just throw into the microwave then drown in lemon juice. Sometimes I'll just eat an entire pack in one go... Which is like 1257 calories dubois-dance

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    Lmao your description of shitty english pancakes is fucking perfect.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    All pancakes suck. Crepes are cool cause you can put food in them. I refuse to eat sugar flour and water as a meal.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        9 months ago

        I'm certain crepes were brought to England in the Norman conquest but the English decided there was too much going on there and made pancakes.

          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            9 months ago

            You said I must enjoy the pancakes and swore at me in French, I took that as a you'll adopt the American and English crappy pancake and like it joke. My response was going off thar assumption and I made up a fake history of English pancakes being based on them perverting crepes after they were introduced to britannia during the Norman conquest. I thought we were riffing.

            • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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              9 months ago

              Oh okay... I guess I was kinda half joking...

              Edit: that being said, confusing Canadian French with Parisian French, is like confusing the Omaha landing as being done by the British...

              That being said, I'm not Franco-Canadian, I'm just playing a character that curses in Quebecois french...

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    side-eye-1 side-eye-2

    I'm going to stay out of this struggle session since I eat thin pancakes that my friends call crepes but they're pancakes to me dammit

  • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    How would you mix up crepes and pancakes? Those are entirely different pastries-

    looks up English pancakes

    What the fucking hell is that? Can TERF island make a single variety of food that isn't either complete dogshit or a worse version of something they stole?