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  • Glass [he/him,they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Unfortunately, the vast majority of those who have publicly stated their intention to kill Russian soldiers have been assassinated, particularly after disclosing vital information about the location of these “legion” camps

    Live by the post, die by the post

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It's not assassination when you kill soldiers in a war zone. Like by definition.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Assassinating monarchs and heads of state is cool and good. If you control an army you're always an acceptable target.

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        "He was assassinated" sounds like a much more badass way of dying than "he was blown to pieces by a cruise missile together with 20 other dorks".

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    :kitty-cri-screm: "It's unfaaaaaiiiiir!" I cry as I get blown apart in the closest thing a western fighter has had to a fair fight in the better part of a century.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      That only applies to the uppity poors publicly freaking out, to feeemales, to T H U G S, and to SJWs! :frothingfash:

  • Ezze [hy/hym,they/them]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Reddit legionnaires forming their own VFW halls when they get back to the States.

  • lil_pee_pee [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    The redditor's natural instinct: begging for nerfs after dying to stupid shit

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      :so-true: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

      :wojak-nooo: NOOO I AM RATIONAL AND LOGICAL I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN IT MUST BE THE SJWS

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    They should call on Reddit's /r/TheRedPill reserves, who could invade and conquer New Zealand by their own assessment, entirely because they know how to reload M-16s from playing Call of Duty. :le-pol-face:

  • I_Voxgaard [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I'm going to laugh my ass off if this shit eventually gets Zelensky thrown into the Hague

  • AOCapitulator [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    “It’s an unfair fight!” Redditor retells the terrifying reality of joining a “Reddit Legion” that vows to fight on behalf of Ukrainians moments before dying.

    Holy shit lmao