Certified wanka moment

  • D61 [any]
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    3 years ago

    There's a reason that the "Super Special Forces Seal Team 6 Tear Omega" were being sent to the front lines to be meat shields or sniper detectors, anybody bringing a cell phone couldn't have been in the military in a combat arms unit at any point in their lives.

    Anybody "volunteering" to do this shit that doesn't see somebody official looking grabbing and smashing cell phones before crossing the border should have had a "oh shit" moment that nobody was taking them seriously and the people around them weren't taking this seriously.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      There’s a reason that the “Super Special Forces Seal Team 6 Tear Omega” were being sent to the front lines to be meat shields or sniper detectors, anybody bringing a cell phone couldn’t have been in the military in a combat arms unit at any point in their lives.

      I distinctly remember the OSINT data nerds in the early days smugly declaring that Ukraine will win the propaganda war because the Russian MoD aren't internet savvy and refuse to let their soldiers carry phones.

      Turns out the Russian MoD were actually military professionals who valued their troops not getting turned to mush by cruise missiles over likes and retweets.

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Two Russian soldiers are patrolling the Washington DC demilitarized zone.

          One turns to the other and says: "You know Dimitri, I think we might be losing the information war."

    • Foolio [any]
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      3 years ago

      I doubt they're tier 1 operators, but it's not as surprising as you think. Imagine if you served in Iraq/Afghanistan like 10 years ago, fighting against people way less technically savvy. It's easy to get complacent, especially in a war like this when you're fed so much crap about Ukrainians effortlessly crushing Russian demons.

      • D61 [any]
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        3 years ago

        Yeah, if barely functioning US units stationed in German tripwire postings were being told to not bring cell phones to Kuwait during the buildup for the Iraqi invasion of 2003 these wanna be war nerds should have known better.

        I know we had company level and platoon level gear inspections and any cell phones that were found (back in 2003) were taken and most likely destroyed.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Damn, even I -- a particularly un-savvy hexbear user -- have better OpSec than these ELITE weenies.

  • RandyLahey [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    thinking again about this canadian guy who was in a ukrainian military base in the middle of a war, and still posting to reddit about video games

    • footfaults [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      They'd also post their workouts to Strava. Which brought up awkward questions about why American soldiers were in countries that we hadn't been told about

      https://www.wired.com/story/strava-heat-map-military-bases-fitness-trackers-privacy

  • CheGueBeara [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Critical support for Bri'ish imperialists getting themselves blown up.

  • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Their job is to die for ukraine so other places feel obligated to help. Probably need to have a better story arc to get people invested though

    • Juiceyb [any]
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      3 years ago

      Seriously. You can’t just park a boat on the Black Sea and do some black flag shit?

  • Mrtryfe [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    The level of hubris that these volunteers are operating under is hilarious and bizarre at the same time. How do they not understand that Russia very much has a modern military setup? I mean I get that they've been propagandized into believing that Russia's military is weak, but this is just next level arrogance.

    • Juiceyb [any]
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      3 years ago

      When was the last time these imperialist armies fought an equal? We see propaganda everywhere in our movies and songs that we forget what it’s actually like fighting an equal. No it’s never pretty.

    • Circra [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Upper class for the most part from the admittedly small sample I have seen. Plenty of Sandhurst officer school graduates I reckon so given it's from the masterminds behind the charge of the light brigade I guess getting blown apart by Russian artillery due to no one in command knowing or caring what's going on gives it all a horrific symmetry.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    edit-2
    3 years ago

    "OUUUUHHHrr"

    "EHPLOIN MOERD IH FUH MAKIN EHPLOINS GOER AWEYHHH!"