Wut?

mint is now a schedule 1 drug

oh ok i see so when biden tries to do a menthol cigarette ban it's public health and social safety but when hezbollah tries to do a menthol cigarette ban it's black marketeering and terror financing. that really helps narrow the viewfinder on the lathe, thanks

on them Hezbollah Kools

I’ll serve menthol cigarettes before I serve this country

I keep hearing about this menthol ban, for years I feel like, is it actually happening? When? I thought it did already (I don't smoke) but then someone at the homeless encampment pulled out a pack to share a few weeks ago lol

"It should alarm every American that our border is wide open, Hezbollah is about to be incentivized to establish massive cigarette trafficking networks in America, and the agencies responsible for stopping it have not been tasked with any mitigation plan," said Goldberg, now an adviser to the Foundation for Defense of Democracies think tank.

Rep. Mark Green (R., Tenn.), the chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee, said there is compelling evidence to indicate that Hezbollah will take "advantage of this new black market in illicit tobacco products and [use] the profits to fund their nefarious activities."

DC Think Tanks are straight up writing fan fiction and passing it off as policy

Can I just have my Newports please? I'm late for work generating funds for proxy wars and genocide

Uh. What's going on there with their hands though?

Hezbollah should smuggle in mango juul pods next.

Is this real.

i was literally just contemplating a bit about how we should ban menthol because our youth needs to be STRONG, Real Cigarette Smokers

unreal that our delicious media would deliver a more ridiculous premise, earnestly