• QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Imagine believing someone because they tell you they're CIA. If you read even a paragraph about the history of the American empire you would know never to trust a CIA person

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      9 months ago

      I'm sort of shocked that the bank let this person make that kind of withdrawal. I would have assumed it would set off some kind of internal alarm bells or audit reports or something.

      • alexandra_kollontai [she/her]
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        9 months ago

        Usually banks don't let people withdraw huge amounts in cash for this exact reason - to protect their customers from scams - but maybe that's less common in The Land Of The Free. "It's my money, I'll spend it how I want!" Idk.

        • TrudeauCastroson [he/him]
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          9 months ago

          I'm surprised the bank even had that much cash on hand, usually you need to order taking that much out in advance.

        • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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          9 months ago

          I took $600 out of my account last week to buy something off Craigslist and my bank called me about it

      • barrbaric [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        It's likely she has a fuckload of money in other accounts for investments etc so it didn't go over the threshold.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      Setting all of that aside, let's just pretend you're dumb enough to buy all of that garbage

      Imagine a 'CIA agent' telling you 'Yeah, have 50k in a shoebox for our man' and...not asking any real questions?

      Not being like 'hmm, maybe the state intelligence apparatus with a budget rivaling most small countries' GDP would use a more sophisticated technique than a single call where they tell me to stick my life savings in the box my fucking Nikes came in'?