Post links I want to cringe

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Fuck any dadrock song that's about how the girl is 16 or 17. Every single one of those songs. It was always society-permitted pedophilia.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      In the 1960's a popular Danish song was a ~6 year old girl singing about marrying her daddy. It was in all likelihood meant in the most innocent way possible but today it is done of the most fucked up lyrics. The same group also featured the same girl singing a song promoting racial harmony and equality whose lyrics were built around slurs and racist stereotypes. Again, the intentions were probably pure and innocent but the result was incredibly inappropriate.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I'm pretty sure that the novel Lolita wasn't meant to be an instruction manual but look what :epstein: named his plane and what an entire creepy subgenre of anime/manga fandom call themselves and their desired victims.

        • SoyViking [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Imagine the most extremely clueless, most extremely white people ever.

    • Tapirs10 [undecided,she/her]
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      2 years ago

      It's like how brazen do you have to be to make a song about wanting to fuck teenagers? That's creepy man

    • SteamedHamberder [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I wonder when Joan Jett's gonna get cancelled for "knew he must have been about 17"

  • RandyLahey [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Mama said

    Fulfill the prophecy

    Be something greater

    Go make a legacy

    Manifest destiny

    Back in the days

    We wanted everything, wanted everything

    • HornyOnMain
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      2 years ago

      "To the man that waited on me at the Starbucks down on Main, I hope you understand
      When I put on that t-shirt, the only thing I meant to say is I'm a Skynyrd fan"

      lmao

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Not gonna post a link because I don't want to infect my laptop with its evil, and you all most likely know it anyway.

    Since long before it became a meme, no song has ever caused me actual real physical pain exept Africa by Toto. How this abomination was allowed to be made I'll never know, but its cocaine-fuelled horrors will forever tarnish the legacy of the human species, and mark us down as the most loathsome lifeform this universe has ever seen.

    • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      My college roommates decided to form a band and practice this song together, for hours.

    • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      I knew this shitlib girl in college who bragged about listening to Africa by Toto while on a safari ride in Africa somewhere :what-the-hell: really distills the essence of white performative liberalism

  • Owl [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    In the 90s, Russian conceptual artists Vitaly Komar and Alexander Melamid conducted a series of polls on what features are most liked and disliked in music, then gave the data to experimental musician Dave Soldier, from which he constructed the "most wanted" and "most unwanted" songs. I've subjected cytube to "The Most Unwanted Song" on numerous occasions, because it fucking slaps.

    Here is The Most Wanted Song, the Greenland to The Most Unwanted Song's Iceland.

    • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Holy shit, The Most Unwanted Song is absolutely fucking hilarious, I'm having a blast with the notes on the score "everyone else slams very quietly" lmao this is gold

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The Most Unwanted Song is fantastic, thank you for subjecting Cytube libs. You're doing the Lord's work :kim-salute:

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Reminds me of Mozart's mocking bad composers in A Musical Joke starts out subtly wrong and cliched and just gets more unhinged as things go on.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The most disgusting thing I've ever heard was some German Nazi punk songs some guy in highschool had. One was about wearing your grandpa's SS uniform, another was about Polish Nazis not being real Nazis because they were subhuman. Absolutely vile and revolting shit. The fuckheads who made it deserves the pit.

    No, I will not post any links as that would mean having to search for it.

  • regularassbitch [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    i don't know about the worst but i fucking hate Dani California by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

    • Shoegazer [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Apparently the rapper was arrested for killing his cousin

  • Cromalin [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o78aNmaNBqM

    I actually kind of like it, but I wouldn't call it good.

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    you cannot convince me that Money For Nothing by Dire Straits isn't one of the worst songs of all time and has no right or reason to be popular