• Wheaties [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      that might be the case, given the two most recent people in office

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    9 months ago

    being happy someone survived a deadly health crisis and is recovering is exactly the same thing as propping up a guy who cant remember where he was that morning to run the country with the largest nuclear stockpile on the planet, sure

  • RION [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    Being a podcast host is the same thing as holding the nuclear codes, actually

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Let's compromise and make Joe host a podcast instead.

  • SuperZutsuki [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    The will to post is too strong for Matt. He's been holding it in for too long. He needs the release.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Genuine invalid Matt Christman.

    "It's a stutter!", fucker just never stutters when he's doing something incredibly evil.

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    One of those Rationalist™ dorks wrote a trillogy about a gestalt consciousness that developed out of computer network protocol. It only achieves sentience when a blind girl is given computer camera eyes. The biological signals of human vision, translated into machine code, allow it to see alongside her and work out what it is. Eventually, her parents find out she's been chatting with an "AI person". To test this stranger danger scenario, her father sends the bot a. m.e.s.s.a.g.e. w.r.i.t.t.e.n. l.i.k.e. t.h.i.s. When Mister Information Superhighway immediately responds back with "Syntax error, unable to parse", her father concludes that yes infact his daughter has achieved contact with higher consciousness.

    Apparently twitter users are even less capable of parsing meaning from unusual grammatics.

    • fox [comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      Idk if the author is a rationalist, just a big fucking liberal.

  • JohnBrownsBussy2 [she/her, they/them]
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    9 months ago

    Matt is still not well enough to be recorded talking to his friends for 1-1.5 hours straight twice a week. I don't think that speaks well of Brandon.

  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    Now that Matt had a stroke, he's qualified to be a senator at least. Unfortunatly, he has a daughter so we have to preserve his humanity.

  • Raebxeh
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    9 months ago

    genuine invalid

    It’s a stutter