• FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    He said he lost 70% of his portfolio when the trading platform FTX and cryptocurrency Terra/Luna collapsed in 2022. Based on his own analysis done via vedic astrology (which focuses on karma​​ over personality traits), the events that happened to Rocso were driven by the “eclipse of Taurus and Scorpio.”

    SMH couldn't predict the collapse.

    • novibe@lemmy.ml
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      9 months ago

      Amateur… all my Vedic astrology homies got out of Luna in time and are living the top dog life in Montenegro with two baby mamas 😤

      Side note, it’s fucking weird seeing crypto or finance bros get into all the “entry-level” spiritual shit. He even says his purpose in this life is “service”. Homie even read The Law Of One and still got into crypto. Like wtf lol

      • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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        9 months ago

        If they played Legend of Five Rings they would know that a true Scorpion always make their own future (poisoning, stabbing and gathering incriminating evidence on enemies also helps).

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      9 months ago

      Based on his own analysis done via vedic astrology (which focuses on karma​​ over personality traits)

      He cut out the fat and went straight to the root of capitalist trading. He’s way ahead of the game

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      9 months ago

      (which focuses on karma​​ over personality traits)

      Uhh...what? I know western "eat pray love" types don't understand a single thing about the eastern philosophies they steal from, but this is outrageous. Does he think karma works like it does in the fallout games?

      Oh wait, I get it. This is "prosperity gospel" for the new age crowd.

  • StellarTabi [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    so did he blow his parent's $440,000 or where did he get more more than most of us will ever see?

    • Galli [comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      easy to make that kinda money as an astrologer, you just divine which star sign has incoming prosperity and then find out what stocks people with that sign are invested in

  • Maoo [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    This is what happens when you don't know that a slurp juice can be used on multiple apes.

  • flan [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    is this an article about a youtuber ripping on some random guy who lost a bunch of money?