I'm asking this just as a hypothetical. I am not currently locked in a room with the physical humanoid manifestation of the United States.
Chuck Tingle has made it clear what these physical manifestations will do to me if I get stuck in a room with them
Probably fear for whatever deranged thing they decide to do after mutilating my body for scraps of food.
Demand they share their burger, and if they refuse, challenge them to a duel for it.
quickly take them to the nearest coke freestyle machine to keep them placated before they go on a murder spree and start coughing up novel viruses.
I'm imagining something less person and more a cancerous mass of flesh like Tetsuo in Akira.
You uh... ok there bud? You seem to have over 300 million personalities.
