• fox [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I don't think Ozzy can be killed. Man spent 25 years on every drug ever concocted and medically he's... fine?

    • Nephrony [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      i dont know if he is "fine" lol, have you heard him talk in the last 10 years? Dudes brain is mush

      ...Black Sabbath rules forever though

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Ozzy goes to the Superhero Bar Superman gets very annoyed...

      Superman: "Hey! You saw the sign when you came in. It reads 'You must be a superhero or a guest of a superhero,' and it's just me and Batman in here. You're not my guest. You're not his gu—"

      Batman: "It's cool. Let Ozzy be."

      Superman: "No. It's not cool. Not cool at all. Mr. Osbourne, you need to leave."

      Ozzy: "I can do all the drugs in the world and not die."

      Superman: "Lots of people do drugs. That's not superhero-ish. That's proof of nothing."

      Ozzy: "At the same time."

      Batman: "And, Supy, remember that time we had that otherworldly Doctor Strange hash. We got so baked with those two truly beautiful creatures but you had lost the ability to—"

      Superman: "Okay. Fuck it! He can stay!"

      Ozzy turns to Batman and says: "I don't want to make an issue of this. But Superman can be kind of a dick."

      Batman: "I know."