Top 12 US states to live in
Top 12 US states to live in:
- agony
- despair
- terror
- contempt
- fear
- horror
- disgust
- suffering
- Vermont
- dread
- dismay
- distress
honourable mention: leaving the country
All of which are American dreams. All of which. Are American dreams distortion guitar
I checked on a map, and Suffering isn't even a real US state!
No, but Misery is. They just spell it weird, like "Missouri" or something
Is Alaska really that bad? Sometimes I dream about moving there.
Alaska is :top-use-words:
Hawaii is :bottom-speak:
The other 48 are switches
spoiler
(I'm going by which 2 states are literally the highest and lowest irl)
The choice of which pole is "up" or "down" is a Canadian conspiracy.
Actually it's Eurocentrism. There isn't really an up or down relative to the vacuum of space.
If Canada is America's hat, these states are Canada's bangs. And I guess Alaska is the ponytail coming out the back of the hat or something. Idk.
I've heard that a lot of the bureaucracy around legal transition is really easy in Vermont, so I was thinking about moving there at some point. Good to know the downsides too though
they're yellow because those are all the states I pissed in
