Why in the fuck does there have to be an entire goddamn wall dedicated only to toothpaste?
I can understand if maybe there would be more than just one, for stuff like people with sensitive teeth n shit like that, but there does not need to be like a hundred different tubes of teeth cleaning goo, all claiming to do something super duper special that all the others don't.
Why is there more than one gasoline brand? It's all gasoline. Why do we need to pay for branding and marketing and profits? Why not just have Amerigas: a public service of the united states government.
gas is already a public service of the US gov, how else would you describe the Iraq war?
Does the marketing even do any good? I mean, I know it must and I'm sure there are some people out there who only get gas at BP or whatever, but I have never once considered which gas station to use based on anything but proximity.