• Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Honestly Mario Kart 8 is fine, we don't need another one.

    I hate the constant need to make new editions of things just for the sake of being new.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Adding a bunch of new tracks to give MK8's multiplayer a shot in the arm was the perfect choice. Then again if they go whole hog in MK9 and added flying and boat levels ala Diddy Kong I would be game.

    • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah Mario Kart is really a once per console thing, and that's more to have it on that console than to add anything new.

      Like what would they even add to Mario Kart 9? Besides anal ofc.

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Like what would they even add to Mario Kart 9?

        Every racer from F Zero.

        Besides anal ofc.

        A new kind of shell that gets stuck on your butt as a forced chastity device (so-called VolShell).

      • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        That... would get me interested. Kirby already has Air Ride and Captain Falcon is supposed to be a racer, so they would be make total sense to add to a Mario Kart. Link on a bike will never not be funny. Also, imagine Pikachu in a little Pokeball kart and tell me that shit isn't adorable.

    • KiaKaha [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Honestly yeah. MK8DX is perfectly serviceable. The new track pack is the right move.

      The only issue is with the execution, being that the new tracks are from the mobile game, so have a different (and arguably worse) style in both gameplay and graphics.

      In any case, when it comes to party games I’d rather have DLC for days than have a new game come out every two years.

      • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Not all the new tracks are from the mobile game! One of the tracks that’s already out is Coconut Mall, which is from the Wii game. MK8 Coconut Mall does look like dogshit tho. I also like the Paris and Tokyo tracks.

  • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I always though Mario and Luigi had Bert and Ernie thing going on but anal in a Mario game? That should stay off screen.

    • HornyOnMain
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      I'll have an edge on the competition

      :panting:

  • Sklorp [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I guess I've been playing Mario Kart 8 wrong 😔

  • MF_BROOM [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    We'll be seeing a lot of bananas in MK9, that's for sure

  • GenXen [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    I'm old enough to have played the original SNES Rainbow Road. This is nothing new.