• KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Apply for a job

      $50 application fee

      $25 background check fee

      $30 drug test fee (have to pee in a cup in front of some random doctor)

      $100 fertility clinic fee (to see if I will qualify for company's SUPER ABORTION+ BENEFIT PACKAGE)

      $20 to fax them all the info at a fucking Kinkos because there's no option to send into via E-mail

      Get rejected

      Capitalism is the most logical and efficient system at improving people's overall happiness