WOWEE! :so-true:

  • Ziege_Bock [any]
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    3 years ago

    I was pleasantly surprised to see

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    CIA Jim get twisted up with CGI magic until his brain pops

      • Ziege_Bock [any]
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        3 years ago

        Super Spoilers.

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        Dr Strange gets zapped to a universe where an organization called the illuminati are the world's preeminent super organization. Wanda Maximoff kills all of them, because she's gone evil and corrupted with black magic. The group is all cocky because they stopped Thanos, and Black Bolt is about to obliterate her with his voice, and Scarlet Witch is all like "but you don't have a mouth" she's removed his mouth, like that scene in the Matrix, but he tries to speak anyway and implodes his own head, the back of which slumps down in a jello-like manner. This is to date the most graphically violent MCU entry to date. Captain Carter gets cut in half with her own shield, Captain Marvel gets crushed by a collapsing column. Professor X enters Wanda's mind in order to stop her but she snaps his neck in the mental realm, so he has a jerky little aneurysm and slumps in his hover chair.

        • Sea_Gull [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          Beautiful. Now, if only

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          she kills the rest of the

          Marvel Cinematic Multiverse (MCM) then all those whiny thinkpieces about Wandavision would be worth it.

          It would be the metaphorical equivalent of a fanboy's girlfriend forcing them to get rid of their Funko Pop collection.

          I want that now and hope I get my turn at the Lathe to let it happen.

          While I'm at it, I want Wanda to get over Vision and having children to pursue a relationship with a black woman.

        • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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          3 years ago

          The entire time in that world was my favorite part of the movie.

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          Especially when Wanda was by limping chasing them with her face covered in “oil” that was very clearly meant to look like blood. Also the “You have no mouth” but.

          • Ziege_Bock [any]
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            3 years ago

            It really was a Sam Raimi ass movie, and if i recall correctly, it had no Whedon dialogue.